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THE GREASTEST COMEBACK IN KOTH

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      Mercy Savages have spent the prior week fighting an unholy-dog-shit alliance, all bound together by a wet paper towel known as the Valhalla CC.
      The ShoshaKebab remake known as, Akuma, KOS (LOL), and even the Once-Mighty SnapChat Group were called upon to challenge Mercy dominance.
      Some say, I get my writing style from the leader of a closed Single team, but that is false, my writing style comes from a man who can not be mentioned for legal reasons, but it's safe to say 6-.... (OH CRAP) COUGH I mean Mercy.
      Will Always Be First And Foremost A Multi Team.
      We may come give you a little nuggie during the Single boss and give your alliance of single + multi team merge a desperate struggle but when it comes to our area, and we mass the GOONS, it doesn't even come close.
      Mercy Leadership can admit we got Complacent; we had been fighting the kebab-alliance for the better part of a week in single; we figured because of the constant beat downs and humiliations in multi Valhalla CC had learnt their place and had just become a justiciar veng bolting team for their allies, we figured they were done with multi.
      Valhalla hard massed to fight the friday KOTH event, and managed to secure a win over 12 Mercy voice chat users, and boy did they let us know about it.

     You would think they had won a 200Meter Sprint in a wheel chair by how much pipe was said, AND THEY WERE NOT GOING TO GIVE A FIGHT ON THE SUNDAY VS A FULL MASS THIS WAS THEIR CAPE.
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Mercy Masterminds took note of this and planned to fight koth with a full mass the following friday, where Deranking is no issue, however we were LIED TO BY A WEASEL
 

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    We fought, we destroyed, we "left no doubt", they unranked, got a dildo shoved repeatedly up their bum bum.

    What was even funnier was when Valhalla (+ Various alliances) realised despite the derank they were STILL GOING TO LOSE VIA POINTS (LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL) the NERD at  the Valhalla support office came up with a plan to Rerank people and attempt a final hit from the 30 line south of REVS, scoop up some points tele out before dying and claim victory.

    Well of course Mercy heard this as it was happening and had designated TBers to deny the escape.

   THIS MADE IT WORSE FOR THEM
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As it stands, since opening 4 months ago Mercy has won 99.6 perfect of twice-weekly KOTH events we congrulate vallhalla on the 0.4%, although it was short lived..

MERCY IS HERE TO STAY 
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Downplaying Friday is #NotAGoodLook. Every excuse in the book was pulled even claiming we paid ROT and BC to rag it [audio]??.

Edited by S E M A J

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1 hour ago, S E M A J said:

Don’t play down Friday as if you didn’t get smashed all over GDZ matched opps. You pulled every excuse in the book even claiming we paid ROT and BC to rag it [audio]??.

Not a good look.

Back to justic bolting for you jajajajjahahahahaha

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46 minutes ago, S E M A J said:

Downplaying Friday is #NotAGoodLook. Every excuse in the book was pulled even claiming we paid ROT and BC to rag it [audio]??.

521 point lead and u guys still lost sunday. #NotAGoodLook for VH at all same numbers aswell.

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9 hours ago, Shimi Gami said:

Back to justic bolting for you jajajajjahahahahaha

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Awkward. 

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6 hours ago, Joyerino said:

Yet no max kill pics on me ? . Maybe 1 day :3 <3.

We bolt rag because we want too you bolt rag because you have too 

^,^ anyways it's just a game have you guys tried to go outside and touch grass lately jk 

Lz to all no kizzy but next week plz SPINBACK 

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