IM AN ALPHA MALE
AND GIRLS WANT O FUCK ALPHA MALES. LET IT PISS YOU OFF AS MUCH AS YOU WANTM BUT YOU KNOW ITS COMPLETELY TRUE. THAT GIRL YOU LIKE WHO IS KINDA CUTE IN A WEIRD WAY. BUT IS TOTALLY SWEET AND YOU HAVE THE BIGGEST CRUSH ON? THE ONE WHO KEEPS GOING BACK TO GUYS WHO TREAT HER WRONG FOR REASONS YOU DONT UNDERSTAND? THE ONE WHO CALLS YOU UP AT 1 AM TO CRY ABOUT HOW HER BOYFRIEND HASNT CALLED IN 3 DAYS, AND NO MATTER HOW LON YOU LISTEN TO HER, SHE WILL NEVER YHINK OF YOU AS ANYTHING MORE THAN HER GAY FRIEND? THE ONE WHO WILL CURL UP NEXT TO YOU ON THE COUCH, HUG YOU CLOSE, KISS YOU ON THE CHEEK, AND NEVER FUCK YOU.
YEAH I FUCKED HER AND HER MOM LAST NIGHT.
THE HOT GIRL WHO WONT EVEN LOOK AT YOU WHEN YOU NOD AT THEM AND SMILE? THE ONE WHO LAUGHS WHEN YOU TRIP IN THE HALLWAY AND DROP YOUR STUFF? THE ONE WHO COMES UP AND ASK FOR HELP WITH HER HOMEWORK, AND PRETENDS YOU DONT EXIST ONCE YOU FINISH?
YEAH I FUCKING HER TOO, EVEN HARDER!
THE GEEKY GIRL YOU THINK YOU ACTUALLY HAVE A CHANCE AT DATING? SHE PLAYS SAME RSPS AS YOU AND PLAYS FORTNITE TOO, WATCHES ANIME AND READS COMICSS? SHES INCREDIBLE AND U JUST LOVE HER BUT U STILL DDNT HAVE THE BALLS TO ASK HER OUT TOO?
WELL GUESS WHO JUST RIMMED MY ASS LAST NIGHT, AND TOLD ME THEY LOVE ME?
YALL NOOBS JEALOUS AINT GOT SHIT ON ME!
